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It’s a zoo out there...
TINY FRIEND SHAPED SCULPTURES
Acrylic paint, aluminum foil, rocks , polymer clay, wire
Dimensions variable (most fit in a shoebox)
2020 – Present
HeadExplodie didn’t know what she started. Pandemic era boredom had taken hold and I was looking for something new. “How about this? It’s affordable and you can bake it at home.” The shrink-wrapped brick of clay was the color of chicken breast. How curious, I thought. It doesn’t seem to dry, leaving me to fuck off in another room to cry or make another ill-advised trip into the outside world as often as I pleased. Cigarettes through KN95s, bar seats full, rare steak, red blooded belligerence. That one time I was high on meth and punched my brother in the face. Now that felt fucking amazing. Yea, I am an asshole, now back the fuck off. Past post-modern – past post-truth, post-reality – how’s that for post-existence?

The clay remained stolid and unmoved. Whoa... did it just roll its eyes? No, it can’t be... It morphed, rolled, stretched, flattened, extruded, and smeared itself into my brain. In the night, a voice wormed into my ear... YOU SHALL BE PLASTIC, INSIDE AND OUT.

...AND MAY YOUR LITTLE FRIENDS GUIDE THE WAY
  




 

SNACK

2025
LENGTH 6’ | CATEGORY ZODIAC | WEIGHT 5 lb
Agility 20 Attack 30 Defense 20
Power 10 Charisma 20


Intelligent, wily, patient – tread at your own peril, may you encounter sweet epiphanies after meeting this dangerous beauty. Sweet ecstasy in death! Excels at strategy and soft power. Also goes by naja astra.

Favors small streams, creeks, and tall grass to hide in. A VERY good dancer.






























SPIKE

2024
LENGTH ? | CATEGORY ZODIAC | WEIGHT ?
Agility 30 Attack 10 Defense 30
Power 50 Charisma 50


When the bite is bigger than the bark. Responsible for rain, shine, flood and famine, yet principled and soft-hearted. Suffers from analysis paralysis. Possesses the antlers of a deer, ears of a cow, snout of a camel, scales of a fish, body of a snake, feet of an eagle, and eyes of a demon.

Travels the celestial realms, including the demon world. Can visit your dead grandparents on your behalf if you ask nicely.